Me

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I love cheese, lists, and toe cleavage; hate mustard, being unprepared, and cheaters. I’m married to an incredibly handsome man who loves it when I laugh and lucky for him, he’s funny. Really funny. The kind of funny that doesn’t wear off after 14 years. Our kids are fairly rad, although they do spend a good deal of their time running around screwing things up. We also have two dogs who complicate my life relatively little compared to the kids; however, it seems we love them less than we did when they were our only “kids”. Wow, that sounds terrible. I’m constantly making things and somehow, it feels really good to share that part of my life, with some of my real life sprinkled in here and there. I know how to do lots of things a little bit and I have a love/hate relationship with crafting. Difficult to explain; I’m not sure I even understand it myself. Maybe that kind of thing is normal for crafty people… Anyway, I hate being cold, (which always makes me wonder how I’ve lived in the Pacific Northwest for as long as I have) and I have a terribly foul mouth that I tried to fix while I was bearing children, but now I’ve embraced it. Happy reading. And…my name is Kelli…